…because someone needs to.
Mall Shopping at Christmas
“Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing centuries-old traditions such as trying to find a parking space at the mall. We traditionally do this in my family by driving around the parking lot until we see a shopper emerge from the mall, then we follow her, in very much the same spirit as the Three Wise Men, who 2,000 years ago followed a star, week after week, until it led them to a parking space.” ~ Dave Barry
Here is something to think about… As we all know, henceforth referred to as “common knowledge”, Malls around Christmas time can be quite crowded and annoying. In fact, most people I talk to say they would never shop at a mall during the Christmas season…now assuming that the people you know are even slightly like the people I talk to, I would like to know who are all theses people shopping at malls during Christmas? If no one wants to go there at this time, then why is it still crowded?…
I personally believe that people lose their bloody minds during this season. Maybe it’s a great sales on pants…
Who knows.
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about 4 years ago
Pants symbolize all that is right with Christmas, yet they also serve as a beacon to show us where we have erred.
Pants are hopeful. They are comfortable. They are there to tell us that “Hey bud, your ass is covered!”
They can be jean pants, corduroy pants, khaki pants, dress pants, etc. But not pant suits. Those are evil.
They show us how something God meant for good can be tarnished by human beings. Don’t believe me? You get in the middle of a couple of women at a Gap sale and try to find your particular size. They will call you AND your mom names, and then rip you to shreds. Pants don’t want that. They don’t want the chaos and confusion that comes with pant shopping at Christmas time. Pants are all about peace.
That and looking awesome.
Pants are love
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about 4 years ago
Haggard… Thanks so much for the in depth and intriguing comment about, pants. I too like pants…maybe not to the same level as yourself but still wearing pants is nice. I now feel enlightened.
Cheers.
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