It appears that men everywhere are “potentially” in trouble now because passing gas can now land you in jail with a battery charge. I hope my wife doesn’t get wind of this… Maybe we should just have this surgeon look into things for the authorities.

Also speaking of less air pollution, it looks like Bette Midler she will be quitting touring in order to help save the planet. I completely support Bette in her decision and agree that the less of her music there is out there the better off our planet will be! Maybe some other stars will follow suit. I could list a few, but I digress.