about

Aaron Westerman is heralded by many as one of the great minds of this century. With the ability to live in both the present and the past, Aaron is now working on living in the future and feels confident he will archive this sometime in the future…this seems paradoxical, but run with it. During High School and College, he had a 6.3 GPA on a 4 point scale and was awarded degrees in Underwater Basket Weaving, Engineering, Physics, Awesomeness, Education, Music, Art, Psychology, Zoology, and Architecture . Aaron was the first person to add all of the numbers in the Fibonacci sequence successfully.

Aaron was once the dictator of a country, though it has remained a secret exactly which one.  He was once 7’2″ tall but decided to shrink himself by exactly 1 foot so he wouldn’t be so towering. He has won the Nobel prize in all categories except Horticulture, been to Mars once, beat Chuck Norris in an arm wrestling match and won every major sporting event known to man, all before eating breakfast.  His breakfast generally consist of bacon and orange juice.

Aaron has surfed a tidal wave and once stopped an erupting volcano with a role of duct tape and a single bowl of waffle house chili. He, not once but thrice piloted a small air balloon around the world for a charity event, thought the third trip was to help guide a flock of Pterodactyls south for the Winter. He also saves kittens from trees, no one is sure why.

Aaron is currently working with Cross Point Church as their Minister of Technology. Though most people would like for their computers to go to Hell, Aaron does not feel they have to. He currently is seeking a grant to help both Mac and PC’s live harmoniously together, but has been denied siting “Achieving World Peace would be easier”…so he may try that too for kicks and giggles.