Not to sure where the picture came from but bravo to whoever took it.  Cats are already funny(see: How to Give Your Cat a Pill)… Cats posed as a mechanic, even funnier. The other plus side here is no caption. LOL Cats can be funny but occasionally it’s nice to imagine your own caption.

From what I can gather, this cat is probably working on the CATalytic converter. I’ve also heard that because cats are cute they tend to overcharge for parts and labor thinking you’ll be too distracted. In addition it seems the closer you are to a cat the less intelligent you become. On the plus side though, if you let a cat work on your car the engine will really purr.

The following is courtesy of an email that a friend sent me that (literally) had me laughing so hard I had to stop reading (thrice). Enjoy. (Please note this is not an invitation to send me fwds, if you think it is then may you be slapped in the face with a carp and may God have mercy on your soul. Thank you.)

How To Give A Cat A Pill

1. Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as
if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side
of cat’s mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill
in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to
close mouth and swallow.

2. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle
cat in left arm and repeat process.

3. Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away.

4. Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm,
holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push
pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a
count of ten.

5. Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of
wardrobe. Call spouse from garden.

6. Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold
front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to
hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth
Drop pill down ruler and rub cat’s throat vigorously.

7. Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil
wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep
shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for
gluing later.

8. Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with
head just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking
straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.

9. Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink 1
beer to take taste a way. Apply Band-Aid to spouse’s forearm and
remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.

10. Retrieve cat from neighbor’s shed. Get another pill. Open
another beer. Place cat in cupboard, and close door on to neck, to
leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill
down throat with elastic band.

11. Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on
hinges. Drink beer. Fetch bottle of scotch. Pour shot, drink. Apply
cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus
shot. Apply whiskey compress to cheek to disinfect. Toss back another
shot. Throw Tee shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.

12. Call fire department to retrieve the damn cat from across
the road. Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving
to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil wrap.

13. Tie the little bastard’s front paws to rear paws with
garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table, find heavy-duty
pruning gloves from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by large
piece of filet steak. Be rough about it. Hold head vertically and
pour 2 pints of water down throat to wash pill down.

14. Consume remainder of scotch. Get spouse to drive you to the
emergency room, sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm
and removes pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture shop on way
home to order new table.

15. Arrange for SPCA to collect mutant cat from hell and call
local pet shop to see if they have any hamsters.

Conversely (and for the sake of completion)…

How To Give A Dog A Pill
1. Wrap it in bacon.
2. Toss it in the air

Being a cat lover (my cats Hanzel and Grettle read this blog often..side note: pets actually account for about 1/3 of my total traffic at BAI), I am fascinated by funny cat photos. This makes me a purr-fect fan for the icanhascheezburger website. Funny stuff…wish I could make a living off of something like that…sheer genius. (shameless plug: Hey ican, use my cats! I’ll even start posting more pictures of them!

Anyway, I found this photo on flickr and noticed that icanhascheezburger had used it recently.

…stay on target…stay on target!!!

Enjoy.