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		<title>New Ways to Rob a Bank &#8211; Hypnosis</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[We are going to file this under the &#8220;Why didn&#8217;t I think of that?&#8221; category. Evidentially, a &#8220;mysterious bearded man in Rome is wanted by police for using hypnotism to mesmerize cashiers and bank tellers while he steals thousands of dollars.&#8221; Local6 in Orlando is the source of this story. Apparently, the man will walk <a href="http://jesuslovesgeeks.com/2008/03/new-ways-to-rob-a-bank-hypnosis/" class="more-link">More &#62;</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We are going to file this under the &#8220;Why didn&#8217;t I think of that?&#8221; category. Evidentially, a &#8220;mysterious bearded man in Rome is wanted by police for using hypnotism to mesmerize cashiers and bank tellers while he steals thousands of dollars.&#8221; <a href="http://www.local6.com/spotlight/15694571/detail.html" target="_blank">Local6 in Orlando is the source of this story</a>.</p>
<p>Apparently, the man will walk into banks or supermarkets and find a female cashier and say &#8220;Look into my eyes&#8221;&#8230;kind of a lame pickup line, a bit overused, but then the women would hand over all their cash to the man. I really need to try this today.  Plus, is it stealing if they just give you the money? hmm&#8230;</p>
<p align="left">I would also suggest this for the authorities looking for this man. Let&#8217;s take a moment to look at this security camera photos&#8230;</p>
<p align="center"><img src="http://jesuslovesgeeks.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/hypnosis1.jpg" style="border: 0px none ; margin: 10px 0px" alt="hypnosis1" border="0" height="232" width="343" /></p>
<p>It&#8217;s a little grainy, I know, but notice who this master of robbery looks like? I submit that he is none other than Jules Winnfield from Pulp Fiction! Look for yourself.. here is Jules in his earlier days before he discovered his &#8220;mesmerizing eyes line&#8221; only worked on women.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="http://jesuslovesgeeks.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/pulp-fiction.jpg" style="border: 0px none ; margin: 10px 0px" alt="pulp-fiction" border="0" height="211" width="403" /></p>
<p>Now for the authorities, if there is any reward offered for this information then I&#8217;m sure you know how to get in touch with me. I&#8217;m sure Jules could and probably has used his powers for more than simple bank and store robbery&#8230;however, I do wonder if he continues to quote scripture during the events&#8230;</p>
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