So this guy walked into a bar… I have heard about a thousand jokes like this, so to brighten your day here are a few of the best. For the “family friendly” (yet overly sarcastic) nature of this site I decided to keep it fairly clean.

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1. I was out drinking in a bar last night and a woodworm asked me: “Is the bar tender here? (I was told that this joke wasn’t funny enough…sorry…accept this replacement joke as an apology)
A woman walks into a bar and the bartender says “Hey where’d you get the pig?”
The women says “This isn’t a pig it’s a duck”
and the bartender says “No, I was talking to the duck!”

2. A man walks into a bar and asks, ‘Do you serve women in this bar?’
‘No,’ replies the barman, ‘you have to bring your own.’

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